canciones que me ponen...de mala hostia

Me parece HO-RRO-RO-SA.

Y no hay una puta feria, bar "alternativo", fiesta o lo que sea que no te la casquen.

Ufffff.

canciones que me ponen

Y hablando de poner...

Esta semana es la última en la que podéis mandar vuestras fotos para participar en el Concurso Míster Camiseta Mojada.

A partir del lunes se abrirán las votaciones.

Estoy flipando con lo sosos que sois.

canciones que me ponen

¿Alguien quiere un trago?...

canciones que me ponen

“…cuando me rozas con la hebilla de tu negro cinturón…”

Ufff…pronto empezamos con los calores.

canciones que me ponen...de mala hostia

Tiene la Tar(m)ara un grano en el culo
acudid muchachos que ya está maduro.
La Tar(m)ara sí
La Tar(m)ara no
La Tar(m)ara niña
que lo bailo yo

La de veces que me la han cantado de pequeña para hacerme rabiar.

Grrrrrrrrrr.

canciones que me ponen 4

Este finde me voy a Madrid y como dicen que hace un frío que pela, mejor me voy ya calentita de aquí.

i'm loving your way
i'm loving your way in silence
don't say u forgive
don't say you forgive in silence
i'm seeking your days
i'm seeking your days in silence
i'm waiting for all that you can try
i'm waiting for all the sex tonight
the secrets remain
remember the old days
i'm waiting for all that you can try
i'm waiting for all the sex tonight

to guess tonight
to guess tonight
and you to guess tonight
you to guess tonight
come to my house
you never forget is something right
wanna guess tonight
come to my house
you never believe is something right yeeahh something right

i'm loving your way
i'm loving your way in silence
don't make up your tears ah haa
don't make up your tears in silence
i'm waiting for all that you can try
i'm waiting for all the sex tonight

the secrets remain
remember the old days
i'm waiting for all that you can try
i'm waiting for all that you can lie
waiting for you girl
waiting for you girl

[...]

canciones que me ponen 3

Como Ángel se une a la sección, ahí va otra.

Esta canción no sólo me pone.

Esta canción me enamora.

¿Alguien me la canta?

(* Vengaaaaaaaaaa, MrM, Charlotte y Tripi se apuntan a calentar el viernes. Quién dijo frío??)

If you want a lover
I´ll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I´ll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I´m your man

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I´ll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I´m your man

Ah, the moon´s too bright
The chain´s too tight
The beast won´t go to sleep
I´ve been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I´d crawl to you baby
And I´d fall at your feet
And I´d howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I´d claw at your heart
And I´d tear at your sheet
I´d say please, please
I´m your man

And if you´ve got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I´ll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I´m your man

If you want a lover
I´ll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I´ll wear a mask for you

canciones que me ponen 2

Cuando trabajaba en el cine, una de mis compañeras me puso esta canción y me dijo: mira nena, esta canción me pone perrísima, me la pongo para follar con mi novio.

En su momento no me hizo ni puta gracia, porque tanto ella como el novio me daban bastante grima y no pude dejar de imaginarme la escena.

Pero desde entonces no puedo oirla sin pensar en empotrar a alguien...

canciones que me ponen

Emulando la sección del pato, Canciones que erizan vellos, yo inauguro ésta.





No one knows how much I love you
No one knows how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's a-hard to bear

You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
'Cause I know you're gonna treat me right

You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night

Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very bad affair
But when her daddy tried to kill him,
She said, "Daddy-o don't you dare!

He gives me fever
When he kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever!
I'm his missus
So Daddy-o treat him right"

Everybody's got the fever
That is somethin' we all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago

Romeo loves Juliet
Juliet, she felt the same
But when she put her arms around him
He said, "Julie, baby, you're to blame

You give me fever
When ya kisses
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night."

Well, now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
The Cramps are born to give ya fever
Be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade

We give ya fever
Fever 'til ya live and learn
Fever!
Till ya sizzle
But what a lovely way to burn...

hoy quiero confesar 8

Odio a Bisbal, siempre lo he odiado.

A pesar de que muchas de sus canciones las he cantado y oído hasta la saciedad, consecuencias de haber vivido 4 años con A, almeriense y fan total.

Pero tengo que confesar que hay una canción...que me pone...perraca, sí, ya lo he dicho.

Lo sé, merezco morir...de dolor.